January 17, 2012

And I forgot the milk.

Parenting Anecdote #226:  After baby, the amount of time you spend getting ready for an outing will be directly proportional to the amount of time spent ON said outing.

For example:  Today it took me 2 hours to prepare to go to the grocery store for 51 minutes.

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The shit that no one tells you: Volume 3.

December 2, 2011

I spend a lot of time during the day staring at my baby. I’m pretty sure that’s normal, I mean, they’re small and they need constant supervision. But when I say I spend time staring at her, I mean I spend time STARING at her. Part of my charming neuroses involves a daily inventory of

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Home Improvement.

November 16, 2011

Parenting Anecdote #111: If anything in your house ever breaks, including furniture or walls, you can use rice cereal as spackle to glue it back together.

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